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I know that I tend to go all gushy over really rhythmic writing, the sort that dances and twists and turns and executes a perfect triple axel in midair over a giant chasm filled with broken glass. I know I do this even though it’s so five years ago to get all hyped-up over excellent dialogue and rapid-fire conversation. I know. I have to live with this every day, and I’m ashamed.

Except not so much, really. Because all I have to do is shout “guilty pleasure!” and I’m granted asylum.

Here’s today’s little orgasmic excerpt. I’m hanging out, catching up on random nothings, and in the background The American President is playing. It’s one of those movies you don’t have to actually watch to get, you know, and that’s all due the writer, Aaron Sorkin. Anyway, it’s not a great movie by any stretch, but from time to time it’s compelling, sometimes a little charming, and sometimes almost brilliant. Sorkin can pirouette with the best of em, and a stellar little example of this is the scene in which he cameos as the boy Friday of a congressman. In the scene the President’s boy Friday, Lewis Rothschild (Michael J. Fox) is out beating the streets, trying to count up as many last-minute votes as he can. Sorkin’s nameless character is in a bar with a martini, and Lewis sidles up to him:

Lewis: I’m hearing rumors that your boss is wavering on the crime bill.

Aide (Sorkin): You can’t believe rumors, Lewis. You know this town.

Lewis: That’s what I wanted to hear.

Aide: I’ll tell you, though: my boss is starting to waver on the crime bill.

Good stuff, and Sorkin delivers his own lines with the sort of aplomb that his future mouthpieces on Sports Night and The West Wing will adapt for their own deliveries. (Sorkin’s lyrical style was never completely captured by the actors who delivered his lines in his movies, including this one and A Few Good Men, which both come close, and Malice, which is almost unidentifiable as Sorkin’s work unless you know better.)

In any case, he flummoxes his characters as well as he elevates them, and the two best examples of this are my favorite scenes in the movie. In the first, Lewis is trying to save a vote that the President’s in danger of losing:

Robin: Who is Lewis on with?

Leon: Jarrett. He’s trying to keep his fingers in the dam.

Lewis (on the phone): You’re supposed to be a United States Congressman, for the love of Christ. … But you’re not gonna stay at forty-one. The numbers are gonna go back up. … But they’re gonna go back up. … George … Congressman … Congressman Jarrett … George, it’s crunch time. It’s personal. This is one of those moments, it’s just you and the President, now what’s it gonna be? … Yeah. … Yeah. … Hey, George. Can I tell you something? We’re gonna win this thing. We’re gonna get the votes and we’re gonna win. And after we do, I mean that very night, I’m gonna go to Sam & Harry’s, I’m gonna order a big steak, and I’m gonna make a list of everybody who’s tried to fuck us this week.

Robin: Lewis!

Lewis: Yeah, well just vote your conscience, you chickenshit lameass! (hangs up) … We lost Jarrett.

Leon: I hope so. Cause, you know, if that was an undecided, then we need to work on our people skills.

It’s a spectacular disintegration by Fox, one of the highlights of the movie. But I’m still partial to this behind-closed-doors moment when the President (Michael Douglas) is shoved into a corner by his chief of staff, A.J. McInerney (Martin Sheen) while they shoot pool:

A.J.: Listen, I’m gonna have Janey clear your schedule for the weekend. You need to get some rest.

Shepherd: You handling me, A.J.?

A.J.: No, sir.

Shepherd: Good. Fourteen in the side.

A.J.: But I sure as hell will if you don’t start getting your head out of your ass.

Shepherd: Excuse me?

A.J.: Lewis is right. Go after this guy.

Shepherd: Has he lied?

A.J.: What?

Shepherd: Has Rumson lied in the last seven weeks?

A.J.: Has he lied?

Shepherd: Other than not knowing the difference between Harvard and Stanford, has he said something that isn’t true? Am I not a commander-in-chief who’s never served in the military? Am I not opposed to a Constitutional amendment banning flag-burning? Am I not an unmarried father who was sharing a bed with a liberal lobbyist down the hall from my twelve-year-old daughter?

A.J.: And you think you’re wrong?

Shepherd: I don’t think you win elections by telling fifty-nine percent of the people that they are.

A.J.: We fight the fights we can win.

Shepherd: Oh, don’t –

A.J.: We fight the fights that need fighting!

Shepherd: Is the view pretty good from the cheap seats, A.J.?

A.J.: I beg your pardon.

Shepherd: It occurs to me that in twenty-five years I’ve never seen your name on a ballot. Now why is that? Why are you always one step behind me?

A.J.: Because if I wasn’t you’d be the most popular history professor at the University of Wisconsin.

Shepherd: Fuck you!

It’s nice, at this point in the flick, to see the gasbag President finally left speechless — until now he’s simply been a lot of nothing disguised as a wise and erudite man, which isn’t the case at all. And unfortunately the redemptive sequences don’t do a lot to fix this — it’s a case of too little too late, I think. But all the same? there are moments of near-greatness in this movie, and it’s that beautiful dancing dialogue that does it. Good shit, man.

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