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August 2008
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15: nine fotos (3)
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March 2008
29: doodlebugs (4)
28: in which i use a sports metaphor (1)
23: eleanor no. 37 (1120)
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February 2008
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January 2008
31: my fellow countrymen (1)
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December 2007
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November 2007
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October 2007
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09: a fine time to leave me (12)
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August 2007
31: that changes everything (2)
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July 2007
30: so well, so strong, so slow (4)
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June 2007
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May 2007
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April 2007
30: nickels and cash (3)
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07: ain't made for stoppin' (2)
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March 2007
31: mix tape the first (0)
27: welcome to high school (1)
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25: how to enjoy a sunday (2)
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February 2007
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January 2007
31: multiple choice (0)
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23: sleep another hour (0)
21: enough dynamite (1)
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December 2006
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November 2006
30: one two three four (0)
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16: personal swoonability (1)
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October 2006
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September 2006
28: federal offense (7)
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26: on the grid again (0)
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August 2006
29: gentry lee is a tool (0)
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July 2006
31: habits feeding habits (1)
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June 2006
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May 2006
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15: pincushion, act III (4)
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April 2006
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March 2006
30: year five's a doozy (0)
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February 2006
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January 2006
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December 2005
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November 2005
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October 2005
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September 2005
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August 2005
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30: the girl's a terror (125)
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June 2005
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May 2005
31: done drugged me up (3)
31: nightmare marathon (2516)
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30: dustbowl round here (5)
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March 2005
28: eleanor no. 17 (6)
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26: fine, good (0)
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11: red shag carpet and iced tea (6)
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