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City of angels
B.: Anywhere?
F.: Absolutely anywhere, okay?
B.: Bolivia.
F.: Bolifia?
B.: Bolivia. Land of utter unpreconception.
F.: I don't know nothin about Bolimia.
B.: Precisely.
F.: No, no. It gots to be somewhere I know somethin bout.
B.: Well what places do you know about?
F.: All of em. Cept Bolivia.
B.: Okay.
F.: So pick somewhere else.
B.: Pamplona.
F.: Huh?
B.: Pamplona. Land of the running bulls.
F.: No. Again.
B.: Fine.
F.: What's wrong with you? Picking all these obscure probably-don't-sist-at-all places. Day-ang.
B.: Berlin.
F.: Come on. Pick a real place.
B.: These are real places!
F.: Look, okay. We gonna make a getaway, make new lives and all that, we gotta blend. I don't know where these way-the-heck-out-there alien civil-ations you pickin at, but they ain't no places I wanna go and try blendin in in. Got me?
B.: Fine.
F.: So you tell me where we goin.
B.: You choose.
F.: Yeah?
B.: Yeah. I got no more ideas. I'm all tapped out.
F.: Okay. Gimme a second.
F.: L.A.
B.: L.A.? Are you nuts?
F.: L.A., man. Land of the babies.
B.: I was thinking maybe we should get out of the country, though. You know. Because they'll definitely come after us.
F.: Man, L.A.'s where it's at!
B.: Yeah, but it's where the feds'll be at, too, man. We should go somewhere that doesn't have extradition laws, man.
F.: Extra-my-dition. What you talkin bout now?
B.: Extradition laws.
F.: Whatever. First you talkin bout flyin a ship to Mars or Pamplona or some (censored), then you talking bout (censored) exerdition laws. You stoned, man?
B.: What?
F.: I said are you high.
B.: (censored) no.
F.: Yeah, whatever. You just be lettin me call the shots here on out. I take us right to paradise.
B.: Look, I just don't think L.A.'s a good idea.
F.: Course you don't, foo. You all jabberin bout experdiction and (censored) Bolifiam and all that (censored). Leave all this (censored) to me, man. We never goan be better off than when I is in charge. You just member dat when you all bedded down with (censored) Nicole (censored) Kidman, mofo.
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