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Say 'what' again
M.: Can I have a gin?
B.: Gin.
M.: Gin, yes. Thanks.
N.: Let me have a martini.
B.: Martini.
M.: A martini? What is this, Bond?
N.: I like a martini every once in awhile.
M.: Seventeen years I've known you and you've never had a martini once.
N.: I have.
M.: When?
N.: I've had seven. You just aren't ever around.
M.: Do you mix them at home?
N.: No.
M.: So you get them out somewhere.
B.: Gin. Martini.
N.: Thank you.
M.: So you go out somewhere to get them.
N.: Usually.
M.: You never go out without me.
N.: (shrugs)
M.: I don't believe this. Fine. You drink your martini.
N.: What's under your skin?
M.: Screw you.
N.: No. Come on.
M.: I mean it. Leave me alone. I'm mad.
N.: He's mad, you see.
B.: I see.
N.: No talking to him when he's mad.
B.: No, I guess not.
N.: When he's mad he gets this weird wrinkle over his nose. Very sexy.
B.: I wouldn't know.
N.: Well, here. Look. See it?
M.: Stop touching me.
B.: I see it. Yes, you're right.
N.: See?
B.: Yes. That's a sexy wrinkle, alright.
M.: I don't like either of you. Can we just go back to what we're supposed to be doing?
N.: Which is what?
M.: Pretending to drink like friends while we snoop on the target.
B.: Are you guys sp --
M.: Shh. Shut up. Stupid. You'll give us away.
N.: We're spies.
B.: Spies drink martinis.
M.: Look, sir, I'd appreciate some silence.
B.: I'm helping you maintain your cover.
N.: Yeah, he is. They won't know we're spying on them if we're talking to the bartender.
M.: Spies drink gin, you hosers.
N.: You're not Canadian.
M.: Who said I was?
B.: 'Hoser' is a typical Canadian insult. As evidenced to great effect in the classic film Strange Brew.
N.: Yeah, see?
M.: Shut up, both of you. B., I want another gin.
B.: Gin.
N.: Do you think they know we're here?
M.: Of course not.
N.: I'm just worried about being spotted.
M.: You watch too many movies.
N.: I don't want my cover blown.
M.: Then don't wear your toupee in a hurricane.
N.: What?
B.: Gin.
M.: Yeah, thanks.
N.: What?
M.: (chokes) This is a martini!
B.: Told you spies drink martinis.
N.: WHAT?
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