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C.: Can you do this for me?

J.: Nope.

C.: Oh. Why?

J.: Because.

C.: I don't get it.

J.: Just because.

C.: But this is your work.

J.: So?

C.: Don't you not want to get fired?

J.: I'm not worried about that.

C.: I would be.

J.: You gonna fire me?

C.: I might recommend it if you don't do this for me.

J.: Fine. I'll do it.

C.: Thank you.

J.: (crumple)

C.: Wait, did you just crumple that up?

J.: I did.

C.: Why?

J.: (shrugs)

C.: I'm going to have a talk with O.

J.: You do that.

C.: Aren't you worried?

J.: Not really.

C.: I would be.

J.: I know you would.

C.: You don't care?

J.: Is there any reason to?

C.: Huh. I've never...

J.: ...thought of it that way before. I know that, too.

C.: I think I'm beginning to understand you.

J.: No, you're not.

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