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Rinding things up
U.: It's a bowling ball.
P.: No. I think it's a giant ball-bearing.
E.: What are you guys talking about?
U.: That.
P.: Up there.
U.: It's a bowling ball.
P.: No, it's a giant ball-bearing.
E.: I don't see anything.
P.: Right there.
U.: On the windowsill.
P.: See it?
E.: Not really. I see something...
P.: That's it.
U.: It's a bowling ball. See?
P.: No, it's a giant ball-bearing.
E.: It sort of looks like a watermelon.
U.: Naw.
P.: Couldn't be.
E.: Why's it on the windowsill?
U.: I think some kid put it there.
P.: Yeah, we saw some little hands lift this giant ball-bearing up onto the sill about ten minutes ago.
U.: Bowling ball.
E.: What if it falls?
P.: That's what we're waiting on.
U.: Yeah. I want to know if a bowling ball bounces.
P.: Ball-bearing.
E.: Shouldn't you guys stand over there? I mean, if it is a bowling ball, it'll hurt.
P.: Ball-bearing.
U.: Bowling ball.
P.: Ball-bearing.
U.: Bowling ball.
E.: I don't know. I think it's a watermelon.
P.: Pfft. Watermelon.
U.: Right. Right.
E.: It's wobbling. What is that -- the tenth floor?
U.: Ninth.
P.: Twelfth.
U.: Ninth. I counted.
P.: Twelfth. I did, too.
E.: It's wobbling more. It must be windy up there.
P.: I bet the giant ball-bearing will just crush this sidewalk and fall into the sewer under us.
U.: Naw. It's a bowling ball. So it'll bounce. Right into the street.
E.: It's falling now. You guys should --
U.: Eww!
P.: Aww, nasty.
E.: That's one wet red seed-filled bowling ball.
P.: ... Ball-bearing.
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