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E.: Tell me how it went.

S.: Oh, well. There was a lot of sleeping. A lot of eating. Some noises, a lot of them random and unidentifiable.

E.: Yeah?

S.: Pretty much that's the story, yeah.

E.: All I really did was eat hot dogs and watch the fireworks.

S.: Oh, that's so last year.

E.: I know, I know.

S.: You really must do something adventurous next year.

E.: What are you going to do?

S.: Me?

E.: Yeah. What adventurous thing will you do?

S.: It's going to be amazing.

E.: Amazing?

S.: Daring.

E.: Daring?

S.: Stupefying.

E.: Stupefying?

S.: Why do I feel like one of us should suddenly belt out a showtune?

E.: What's your amazing, daring, stupefying thing?

S.: Oh. Well...

E.: Yes?

S.: I think I'm going to have pork chops instead of hamburgers.

E.: Pork chops.

S.: Hey! Hey! Hey!

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