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A nice evening out

G.: I'm going out for a drink. Come with?

K.: Well -- how long you gonna be?

G.: I'm going out for a drink.

K.: I've got all of this stuff to do. Maybe now's not a good night?

G.: I'm going with or without you, K.

K.:

G.:

K.: Okay. I'll come with.

G.: You got your coat?

K.: In the car.

G.: It's raining.

K.: Will I need my umbrella?

G.: ... You might. If it opens up more out there.

K.: It's in the car, too.

G.: Let me get my keys.

K.:

G.: Alright. Here, just stay close to me.

K.: Hurry!

G.: Okay. Get in. I'll get the umbrella and your coat.

K.: In the trunk.

G.: Yeah.

K.: (drums fingers on dashboard)

G.: (censored), it's raining hard.

K.: Sweetie.

G.: What? Oh. Sorry.

K.: Where are we going?

G.: Swahili's.

K.:

G.: You don't like Swahili's?

K.: It's just...

G.: What's wrong with it?

K.: It's dirty.

G.: It's not (censored) dirty!

K.: Hon.

G.: Well, it's not.

K.: Fine.

G.:

K.: Fine. Swahili's.

G.:

K.:

G.: Fu -- dangit. Fine. Where do you want to go?

K.: Swahili's.

G.: Don't do this.

K.: Let's go to Swahili's. Drive already.

G.: Fine. Swahili's.

K.: Fine.

G.:

K.:

G.:

K.:

G.:

K.: Where're you going?

G.: Dunbarton's.

K.: What about Swahili's?

G.:

K.: Thank you.

G.: Yeah. Well.

K.: I just love their Twisting Ninny.

G.: (censored).

K.: Dear.

G.: Well, that's the only thing at Dunbarton's worth drinking. It's called (censored).

K.: Just don't get hammered, okay?

G.: I don't get hammered.

K.: Well, don't do whatever it is that gets you the way you get when you do whatever it is you do too much.

G.:

K.:

G.: What?

K.: Don't get hammered.

G.: Fine.

K.: I don't have my license, so you can't get hammered. I can't drive us home.

G.: I said fine, (censored) it.

K.: ... Look.

G.: Oh, shut up.

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