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N.: Oh, (censored). Get down!
P.: What?
N.: Down! Down! Down!
P.: What's out there?
N.: Shhhh!
P.:
N.:
P.: But --
N.: SHHHHH.
P.:
N.:
P.:
N.:
P.:
N.:
P.:
N.: Okay, you can get up. They're gone.
P.: What was that all about? My knees are cramped now.
N.: Oh.
P.:
N.: Nothing.

Glimpses of a Redneck Childhood, now shared with the world in The Morning News. Read and thank God for your happy memories.
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