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F.: What I want right now is to be sitting on a little rowboat in the middle of a lake at one in the morning with the moon all blue and high and the water glowing and to feel that I'm alone in the world.

H.: Like I said before: too bad. You're going to have to deal with it. She's going to be working in here now, and the fact that you're neurotic won't change that.

F.: Why can't P. share an office with her?

H.: Because P. is neurotic and psychopathic. You're the safer of the bunch.

F.: If I'd said what I wanted was to be fingerpainting with the new girl's blood...?

H.: Then she'd be in P.'s office.

F.: What I want right now is to be fingerpainting with the new girl's blood.

H.: Be nice to her or I'll fire you.

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