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Harris(on) the be(r)eav(ement)er

A discussion in the other room that I happened to overhear:

Uno: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I said Richard Harris just died, not George Harrison. You mean George Harrison is dead?

Dos: Yeah, man.

Uno: (pause) Well, crap.

Dos: So, wait a second. Who is this Richard guy?

Tres: Did someone just say Harrison Ford died?

Dos: No, some guy named Richard Harrison died.

Tres: What's he, like, George Harrison's brother?

Uno: I need a bereavement day now.

Dos: Yeah, I think everyone could use some beaver on a day like this.

02:39PM | 10.30.02 | file this

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