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Harris(on) the be(r)eav(ement)er
A discussion in the other room that I happened to overhear:
Uno: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I said Richard Harris just died, not George Harrison. You mean George Harrison is dead?
Dos: Yeah, man.
Uno: (pause) Well, crap.
Dos: So, wait a second. Who is this Richard guy?
Tres: Did someone just say Harrison Ford died?
Dos: No, some guy named Richard Harrison died.
Tres: What's he, like, George Harrison's brother?
Uno: I need a bereavement day now.
Dos: Yeah, I think everyone could use some beaver on a day like this.
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